What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 03:13
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Solar Orbiter gets world-first views of the Sun’s poles - European Space Agency
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
Why are American university students fine with sharing a room?
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What are some hard rock or heavy metal bands that are overrated?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Cannabis can pack an unexpected punch for older users, experts warn - OregonLive.com
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Massive ocean discovered 700 km beneath Earth’s surface shocks scientists - Glass Almanac
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Walmart to pay $10 million to settle lawsuit over money transfer fraud - NBC News
Catatonics & High Colonics
—
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Still no good
Then came..
Minecraft's "Vibrant Visuals" update finally has a release date - Eurogamer
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...